From Freeform's Shadowhunters website |
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Let me start by saying I felt a lot like I did at the beginning of reading City of Fallen Angels, which is to say optimistic and hopeful that my beloved characters would go on and live through new adventures. But, because this is the plot of CoFA, this isn't necessarily the case. There are some beautiful (for super-fans like me) moments such as seeing Alicante and watching a Shadowhunter ceremony (Clary finally can lose her Shadowhunter-in-training status).And then there are throw away, made-for-TV moments, like Jace and Clary standing at the Cemetery for the Disgraced (such an original name, not) and discussing that they really need to tell Alec about the entire Raziel raising dealio while standing in front of Jace's parents' graves. For the record, my eyeroll count began here.
Eyeroll #2: "Girl's like a damn dog with a bone'. Yeah, Luke uttered that well penned phrase when discussing his mundane partner's penchant for not letting go of the fact that werewolves are real. We find out she was scratched by one. And her explanation of this smacks of Twi-Bella's realization that OMG, vampires are real (start the count for "stealing another show's feels").
Cut to alien-like soul-sucking where BloodclotJonathan, I think (and he looks more like the Shape of Water creature, web feet and all) attacks a medical worker. But, not to worry, we then quickly cut to Malec, where we find out that Magnus is back in the biz of helping people and Alec confesses that he's been offered a seat on the Council. This would separate our favorite pair because, Alec would have to move to Idris. See how fast things are moving here?
From Freeform's Shadowhunters page |
Next shot? Shirtless Jace. An overhead shot of him in bed having what turns out to be a Jonathan-manipulated nightmare of Clary being stabbed during a training session. At least some of the book's plot is in tact. Kinda.
The bizarre moment of the episode goes to BoyBander Simon singing to the Seelie Queen. References to dearly departed David Bowie (along with a mispronunciation of his name) are bandied about. Why? I have no idea, but I'm irritated and so is the Goblin King.
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I'd like to stop the review here, I really would. But, the show kept moving in these quick, little, cutaway scenes. We see Magnus and Rafael, who asks Magnus for a vampire tranquilizer because his last living relative is dying. Isabelle flirts with a nameless doctor in a hospital. Jace and Clary spar for no reason except he keeps hearing Jonathan's voice in his head. Jonathan attacks Luke's partner. Luke turns wolfie and we have the line, we've all been waiting for as he confesses that "all legends are true". UGH.
Clary dispatches what I'm assuming is Jonathan in a moth-like, Shape-of-Water-like form back to Lillith.
From Freeform's Shadowhunter tumbl |
What are your thoughts, Mundie Moms? Who's still watching with me?
FINAL COUNTS
Total eyerolls: 5
Total Shirtless Jace moments: 2
Total stealing another show's feels: 4